Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures

Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures is a satirical book of trading cards created and illustrated by artist Jethro Sleestak. View the Improbable Creatures trading cards.

There are two of each card in the book, allowing the reader to turn between a pair of cards and read the back of one card (description of the creature, fun fact, habitat) while viewing the creature’s picture on the face of the second card. The pages of the book are perforated card stock, allowing cards to be removed from the book and traded.

Browse the Improbable Creatures trading cards.

• The Anxtipated Humptaglump Trading Card
• The Atrocious Moshus Trading Card
• The Baby Unoceros Trading Card
• The Backward-Assed Anusimian Trading Card
• The Bajinkled Tindersnort Trading Card
• The Belchilating Halitrocious Trading Card
• The Blerping Snert Trading Card
• The Blert-Eyed Schnozzbottle Trading Card
• The Blumptated Snifftoblarf Trading Card
• The Bonkbashing Scrumblebum Trading Card
• The Bonstipated Snudge Trading Card
• The Brainivorous Grookensploot Trading Card
• The Brainivorous Tricerabeetle Trading Card
• The Bristlebacked Bunglesnug Trading Card
• The Butt-Based Bundlechump Trading Card
• The Catattled Taintersquat Trading Card
• The Chumbling Hundergrunt Trading Card
• The Clappastrian Sockomunch Trading Card
• The Clicky-Toed Walrupede Trading Card
• The Collapsosaurus Wrecks Trading Card
• The Curly-Toed Blusterchump Trading Card
• The Daisy-Tailed Moople Trading Card
• The Deadly Kinchadoo Trading Card
• The Desert Crocoloosa Trading Card
• The Disembowelosaurus Trading Card
• The Doofus Maloofus Trading Card
• The Dramaticated Monabeech Trading Card
• The Duck-Billed Snurk Trading Card
• The Ear-Splitting Yowlerhowl Trading Card
• The Easter Cobra Trading Card
• The Egomaniacal Sarandonderp Trading Card
• The Elusive Escaloot Trading Card
• The Emotional-Support Maggot Trading Card
• The Ferocious Veenertoof Trading Card
• The Festering Erpaflerp Trading Card
• The Flarbis Malarbis Trading Card
• The Flarpish Tringleblerp Trading Card
• The Flatooberus Humfgrump Trading Card
• The Fleefle Sneef Trading Card
• The Flerp-a-Jerperis Trading Card
• The Floofeldy Merfex Trading Card
• The Fluffy Lovekins Trading Card
• The Free-Range Whale-Chicken Trading Card
• The Frinkled Gundersplat Trading Card
• The Frizzled Kerploppamus Trading Card
• The Fuck-You Spider Trading Card
• The Fusilated Sphinctnozzle Trading Card
• The Gentle Runx Trading Card
• The Glerp-Toed Hizjiffle Trading Card
• The Grandpa Spider Trading Card
• The Gruffle Snort Trading Card
• The Grumpled Blunderbeast Trading Card
• The Grunkled Krinkbiffle Trading Card
• The Hollodius Vermunkle Trading Card
• The Hoofilated Dundersnatch Trading Card
• The Inexplicachicken Trading Card
• The Infamous Tricerapoodle Trading Card
• The Jippled Blundersnerf Trading Card
• The Kerbled Sneejax Trading Card
• The Konjillated Gundersquat Trading Card
• The Koonkled Feenkle-Toe Trading Card
• The Krankled Snojdottle Trading Card
• The Krunkled Wompus Trading Card
• The Loathsome Needlebutt Trading Card
• The Lurking Snurk Trading Card
• The Magical Unapigasus Trading Card
• The Martian Honkasquonk Trading Card
• The Meeping Squink Trading Card
• The Merping Gwuntmump Trading Card
• The Merpus Kongadoot Trading Card
• The Mump-Mouthed Gundersludge Trading Card
• The Murderous Hellbeast Trading Card
• The Nerktated Wumpguzzle Trading Card
• The Nine-Spotted Nergle Trading Card
• The Nocturberus Ginkdizzle Trading Card
• The Offensive SnuggaWugga Trading Card
• The Penilated Dildomorph Trading Card
• The Pirtled Sunderdrat Trading Card
• The Polyceraphant Trading Card
• The Poopled Snart Trading Card
• The Popsquinted Maloptachunk Trading Card
• The Pork-Roast Dolphin Trading Card
• The Prickeldy Yonderkwott Trading Card
• The Puckered Spurtlebutt Trading Card
• The Pungent Toepillar Trading Card
• The Querbled Junderhump Trading Card
• The Rackoldy Ickthoblerp Trading Card
• The Rana MooMoo Trading Card
• The Repulsive Glurp Trading Card
• The Ringtingled Tootlesnoot Trading Card
• The Rippercated Crocosnoot Trading Card
• The Scaminy Dunglescrot Trading Card
• The Scandalous Snootledroot Trading Card
• The Scrunkulous Shitwinkle Trading Card
• The Shithead Gnat Trading Card
• The Skittering Skadoodle Trading Card
• The Skratcheldy Skrizdizard Trading Card
• The Smooching Girapagoof Trading Card
• The Snartled Dingledat Trading Card
• The Sneezled Doopottajink Trading Card
• The Snertled Blert Trading Card
• The Snittle Wibsy Trading Card
• The Snizzle-Snouted Snurtildurt Trading Card
• The Snortled Bloatbeast Trading Card
• The Speckled Sea Anus Trading Card
• The Star-Nosed Dandlesneet Trading Card
• The Sticky-Pawed Mumapikmeup Trading Card
• The Stinkled Blinkblatter Trading Card
• The Stinktoe Tisperwhisp Trading Card
• The Surveillance Bunny Trading Card
• The Three-Toed Jiffle Trading Card
• The Triptillated Hallucinochigger Trading Card
• The Tufted Heptonkle Trading Card
• The Twatterfying Postibator Trading Card
• The Twerbled Nerkjozzle Trading Card
• The Twirlerated Ferpdertle Trading Card
• The Voracious Seamoose Trading Card
• The Yankled Kundermumpf Trading Card