The Bonstipated Snudge
The Bonstipated Snudge has an appetite for construction rubble, and so it is often bonstipated, which is much worse than constipated because it involves bricks.
In France, the excreta of Bonstipated Snudges is called “le poopoo exquisit” and is used to make the white face paint worn by mimes.
Defunct strip malls, landfills, real estate seminars.
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This trading card is part of a series titled “Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures” by Jethro Sleestak. View more Improbable Creatures.