The Twirlerated Ferpdertle Trading Card

The Twirlerated Ferpdertle

The Twirlerated Ferpdertle

The Twirlerated Ferpdertle feeds almost exclusively on cigarette butts and is known for the elaborate nests it makes from dandelion fluff and used chewing gum.

Fun Fact:

The ancient Chinese believed that Ferpdertle nests could be used to improve the reception of satellite dishes and increase male virility.


Highway medians, that strip of dead grass behind dumpsters, the shrubbery of cheap motels, beside the coin-operated vacuums at the car wash, any hot dirty outdoor place where used cotton swabs and other human filth accumulates.

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This trading card is part of a series titled “Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures” by Jethro Sleestak. View more Improbable Creatures.