The Twirlerated Ferpdertle
The Twirlerated Ferpdertle feeds almost exclusively on cigarette butts and is known for the elaborate nests it makes from dandelion fluff and used chewing gum.
Fun Fact:
The ancient Chinese believed that Ferpdertle nests could be used to improve the reception of satellite dishes and increase male virility.
Habitat:
Highway medians, that strip of dead grass behind dumpsters, the shrubbery of cheap motels, beside the coin-operated vacuums at the car wash, any hot dirty outdoor place where used cotton swabs and other human filth accumulates.
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This trading card is part of a series titled “Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures” by Jethro Sleestak. View more Improbable Creatures.
