PawPaw Burlap’s extraterrestrial cousin Duwayne says goodbye to the children by singing a lullaby. That was right before the park ranger told us to go to bed or leave.
Recorded by Jethro Sleestak on October 20, 2019.
The first version of the animated GIF I made for this video didn’t include a rotating night sky with Milky Way.
The little kids gather around the TV set in the desert just outside Area 51 to hear a farewell message from the extraterrestrial visitor before he returns to Uranus.
His message was for people in the UK and in commonwealth countries that don’t know how to properly pronounce the name of his home planet: “Hey assholes, it’s called Your-Anus for a reason. We have a lot of Trump supporters and people who drive slow in the passing lane. What can I say? At least it’s not as shitty as Alabama.”
The Trial of Douche Baggington, 1980s Bad Boy. starring Lindsey Graham as Mr. Hyena Lips and Brett Kavanaugh as Douche Baggington.
Critics raved over Graham’s Oscar-winning performance as the rectal discharge, and all said Kavanaugh was a natural for Douche.
When I was a boy, I wondered what it would be like when the spoiled douchebags I knew were old enough to run the country. Now I know. Here are the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, as interpreted by artist Jethro Sleestak.
Tucker Carlson strokes the cancerous growth that is eating the heart of American democracy. Conspiracy theory masquerading as news. The largest media corporation in the world manufacturing hate and fear for profit. An all-out assault on reason, civility, and decency.
Recorded by Jethro Sleestak at Yalobusha Farms on September 27, 2019