The Brainivorous Grookensploot Trading Card

The Brainivorous Grookensploot

The Brainivorous Grookensploot nests exclusively inside the craniums of senile nincompoops. Its shit contains chemicals that make people act like stupid assholes.

Scientists call this family of compounds “magassiums” and speculate that they were evolved by the Grookensploot to prevent its host from behaving rationally and seeking help once infected.

Victims are known for talking about themselves all the time yet having zero self awareness. Everything is a boast or a superlative. Or very bad, the worst ever. Many sentences are left incomplete, and the ideas expressed are disjoint and filled with exaggerations and wild claims.

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