I Tell the Lies Animated GIF

I Tell the Lies music video

The number of people who tell bald-face lies for Trump is amazing. It doesn’t matter how incompetent or erratic or corrupt his actions are. Even a damn fool should be able to see how everything he has done is gonna bite middle America on the ass.

The failure of human decency was bad enough, but it’s also a failure of basic intelligence at this point.

I think those dumbasses would burn down their own houses if they thought it would piss off the Democrats.


I tell the lies that make the whole world cry.
I tell the lies of hate and ugly things.
I tell the lies that make the young ones cry.
I tell the lies, I tell the lies.

The Elusive Escaloot Trading Card

The Elusive Escaloot is the most difficult to control of all the “stink weasel” snail hybrids because it is a master of staying hidden. As naturalist Sir David Attenborough said, “You can always smell em, but you can never spot the little motherfuckers.”

That is why Escaloot are the only animal Sir David hunts using a combination of flame throwers and napalm air strikes.

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SuperDouche Animated GIF

SuperDouche music video

SuperDouche Music Video

Look, up in the sky! It’s a turd! It’s a slime! It’s SuperDouche!

Faster than a speeding lie! More powerful than the liberal media! Able to leap plain facts in a single bound! It’s SuperDuche!

SuperDouche streaks to the rescue of the most incompetent and corrupt of all US Presidents.

Will he fly up the elephant’s ass if that is what it takes to shit on the Constitution?

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