Month: June 2023

It’s Weird How Evangelical Republicans Throw This Word Around When They Project Onto LGBQT People.

So This Somehow Ended Up In The Birthday Slideshow At My Aunt’s MAGA Church. I don’t think they are going to ask me to help with audio visual equipment anymore.

Double Douche Beatdown!

The Event That Dares To Ask The Question: Is There Anything More Satisfying Than Watching A Billionaire Get Hit In The Face With A Folding Metal Chair?

GREAT MOMENTS IN STUPID DUMBASSERY: Donald Trump’s Confession On Tape July 21, 2021

“This totally wins my case, you know.

Except it is like, highly confidential. Secret.

This is secret information.

Look, look at this.

This was done by the military and given to me.

As president I could have declassified, but now I can’t.”

–Donald J. Trump on tape July 21, 2021

Imagine having enough money to do this and the lack of imagination to do something else.

So I Went To Church With My Aunt, And The Sermon Was “Persecution Of The Righteous Man,” And We Were Asked To Pray For Trump. I prayed his ass would be convicted by Christmas.

PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR UNCLE MAGA. Can Someone Publish This Coffee Table Book By December?

CRT WARNING. This meme is literally illegal in Florida. (But also true AF.)

SHE STOLE THIS IDEA FROM MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, WHO ACTUALLY HAS A THING FOR BIG BIRD.

What You Woke Millenials Don’t Understand Is That The Republicans Are The Ones Addressing The Real Issues.

Well Of Course, Silly. How Else Can He Prove That The Republican Party Is Absolute Garbage And Stands For Nothing?