Artist Jethro Sleestak was born Christmas Eve, 1979 in a Kmart parking lot. He is the illegitimate son of a lesser-known televangelist. Both of Jethro’s parents were once wanted by the FBI for tax evasion and mail fraud. Jethro legally changed his surname to “Sleestak” in 2001.
Interesting facts: Deathly allergic to guinea pigs. Slightly resembles multiple US presidents. Licensed Police Sketch Artist.
Jethro is a long-term employee of Mosaic Art Supply, an online mosaic tile store that hires only artists who are genuinely odd. They also have the best selection all around (glass, marble, ceramic) without all the environmentally irresponsible stuff and crap (mother-of-pearl, resin, plastic).
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