The Snizzle-Snouted Snurtildurt
The Snizzle-Snouted Snurtildurt has a voice like that of Paula Poundstone and was genetically engineered to sing opera off-key as loudly as possible. The Snurtildurt was created by the CIA to be a more legally-acceptable alternative to waterboarding, but the International Criminal Court in The Hague ruled that use of the creature was “really fucking bad, like worse than my stepdad even.”
The Snurtildurt crawls into people’s ear canals where it sings at high volume until the victim is bat-shit crazy. Donald Trump is believed to have several screaming away at once in his head.
The ear canals of crazy street people, Trump supporters, and other raving lunatics.