The Inexplicachicken
Of all the hallucinoids that were ever created using psychoactive substances and a genertic compiler, the Inexplicachicken is perhaps the most terrifying.
Sometimes called McGillicuddy’s Dreamstalker, the Inexplicachicken exudes psychic waves of intense dread and disorientation. Victims describe a sense of being completely lost and unable to remember anything, plus the terror of being unable to look away from the creature’s unblinking eye.
Fun Fact:
When you are horribly sick with a stomach virus, and you have spent fourteen hours lying on the bathroom tile and throwing up in between feverish nightmares, there is at least an 85% chance that the Inexplicachicken will stop by for a visit with you before it is over.
Habitat:
The bedrooms of people who eat too much leftover curry right before going to sleep.
More Improbable Creatures:
This trading card is part of a series titled “Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures” by Jethro Sleestak. View more Improbable Creatures.
