The Penilated Dildomorph Animated GIF
The Penilated Dildomorph is one of my Improbable Creatures. It is a close relative of the water bear. The Dildomorph slowly serpentines its tail to the tune of “There’s A Place In France.”
Author: Jethro Sleestak
Bloaty the Maggot’s Firecracker Animated GIF
Bloaty the Maggot’s Firecracker
Bloaty the Maggot has found a firecracker. I don’t think it is going to go well.
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Hurray I Made Art! Animated GIF
Hurray I Made Art! Animated GIF
Hurray I Made Art!
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You Can Suck It Animated GIF
You Can Suck It Animated GIF
The Shithead Gnat would like to remind you that you can suck it.
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Donald Trump, Prince of Peace
Donald Trump, Prince of Peace
“Get even with people. If they screw you, screw them back 10 times as hard. I really believe it.”
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Better than Jesus. Donald J. Trump. He’s huge.
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Trump: God’s Gift To America
Trump: God’s Gift To America
For God so loved the world, that he gave us Donald J. Trump, the only man who can save America.
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Better than Jesus. Donald J. Trump. He’s huge.
[I have always loved this painting because of when and where I saw it as a boy, and it caused me physical pain to deface this it with Trump’s face. But I figured that the harm that evangelicals were doing to Christianity by supporting Trump and insisting they were still followers of Christ was much worse than anything I could do with a piece of unauthorized political art.
It actually made me proud to have grown up Mormon that so many members of the LDS church were vocal critics of Trump during the election. After hearing all my life from fundamentalists that Mormons aren’t really Christians, it was nice to see a very public demonstration of who was who on the stuff that counts. -J.]
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Trump Better Than Jesus
“People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me.”
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Better than Jesus. Donald J. Trump. He’s huge.
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Trump Walks On Water
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”
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Better than Jesus. Donald J. Trump. He’s huge.
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Trump Preaches The Beatitudes
“Fuck the immigrants. They’re just a bunch of damned Mexican rapists and Muslims.” -Two Corinthians 3:16
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Better than Jesus. Donald J. Trump. He’s huge.
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Bloaty The Maggot Animated GIF
Bloaty The Maggot
Bloaty The Maggot cartoon has his own theme song, which is sung to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman.”
The song is what the bad kids sing in that terrible Stephen King book Mark of Cain, the one about the grotesquely malformed boy in a wheelchair with alcoholic parents living in a trailer park. Continue reading “Bloaty The Maggot Animated GIF”
