Dead Rat On A Stick
Dead Rat On A Stick! I have finally come up with a sports cheer that expresses all the enthusiasm I have for the business of pro sports teams. My favorite part is the bit about the hundred-million-dollar stadiums paid for by ordinary taxpayers. You would think the billionaire owners would pay for them seeing how their franchises earn them that kind of money each year.
NUTBIRD is the relative you see once a year at the holiday meal, the one who goes beyond the usual bigotry and political rant to a higher level of pure crazy.
DUNFRUMP is gonna kick out all the Mexkins and A-rabs.
BUGLY BEAR is a little overwhelmed by it all.
NUTBIRD: “Ketchup is a vegterble. The Bible says so.”
NUTBIRD: “That’s why the Jews won’t eat it.
NUTBIRD: “And that’s why them liberals want the FCC to let it back in schools.”