A man worth less than what he inherited is running for president based on his accomplishments as a businessman.
His accomplishments are multiple bankruptcies and a string of failed businesses, but on his reality television shows, he was the big successful businessman, and so that is what the idiots believe him to be.
This man does not think before he speaks because he has never really had to. He is a vulgar boastful man. He sells ignorance and bigotry and fear.
Bugly Bear Panics
BWAHHHHH! Bugly Bear has a panic attack every time the idiot speaks on television.
Dufus Duh Unikorn
Hi boys and girls! I’m Dufus duh Unikorn. I got jelly beans up my butt.
Dunfrump: Punch duh faces!
Dunfrump’s sign: Dunfrump Prezdent Merica
Little Bird’s thoughts: Mussolini?
Dunfrump: You stupid losers! I’m rich!
Dunfrump’s sign: Dunfrump Punch Faces!
Little Bird’s thoughts: Casinos? Multiple Bankruptures? Worth less than inheritance?
Dunfrump: Kick out the A-rabs too!
Dunfrump’s sign: Mexkins Go Home!
Little Bird’s thoughts: Did the Republicans finally find a way to make W seem like the wise elder statesman?
Dead Rat On A Stick
Dead Rat On A Stick! I have finally come up with a sports cheer that expresses all the enthusiasm I have for the business of pro sports teams. My favorite part is the bit about the hundred-million-dollar stadiums paid for by ordinary taxpayers. You would think the billionaire owners would pay for them seeing how their franchises earn them that kind of money each year.
NUTBIRD is the relative you see once a year at the holiday meal, the one who goes beyond the usual bigotry and political rant to a higher level of pure crazy.
DUNFRUMP is gonna kick out all the Mexkins and A-rabs.
BUGLY BEAR is a little overwhelmed by it all.
NUTBIRD: “Ketchup is a vegterble. The Bible says so.”
NUTBIRD: “That’s why the Jews won’t eat it.
NUTBIRD: “And that’s why them liberals want the FCC to let it back in schools.”