Category: Animated Cartoon GIFs

Animated Cartoon GIFs by artist Jethro Sleestak.

Trump Dickhead Animated GIF

Trump Is A Dickhead

Donald Trump is a dickhead. A bragger and a boaster. A man addicted to sensational attention and social media. A man easily distracted by squabbles. A man not afraid to pick on the powerless or to tell big lies. A man who thrives on scandal and drama, a man who escalates confrontation as a matter of course.

Trump is a reality-TV star. He is famous for inheriting a financial empire large enough to withstand his own business failures, which were massive. He is the rich kid bully you hated in high school, the guy who could always buy his way out of any disaster he created.

Donald Trump is inept and will damage the credibility of any cause he champions.

If your method is to shoot your mouth off to create media sensations like a typical reality tv star, then you will say dumb things. You will also create scandals that have unexpected consequences in the longer term. Especially if you have convinced yourself that your inherited wealth is evidence of some great genius.

If you are speaking to a shallow public that trusts personalities and image and has no understanding of the facts, you can say anything you want, make up your own facts. For you, it’s all for the cameras now, not how history will evaluate things later on. Say anything you want.

The Butt-Based Bundlechump Animated GIF

The Butt-Based Bundlechump Animated GIF

Some people live inside their own sphincters. Try to tell them one thing that doesn’t jive with their conspiracy theory, and they will retreat into their own mental anuses.

It doesn’t matter where they fall on the political spectrum, as long it is toward one extreme or the other.

These people think of themselves as being reasonable and fact-based, but the truth is that their world view is built on trusted voices and personalities, not facts.

Reasons You Shouldn’t Listen to Political Rant Radio

  • Rant radio uses populist rhetoric to advance the interests of powerful corporations.
  • Rant radio harps on broken government yet encourages the sabotage of government.
  • Rant radio convinces people to vote out moderates who make legislation possible in favor of politicians who make extreme promises.
  • Like any cult, rant radio constantly tells you over and over that everyone else is lying to you.
  • Rant radio uses facts selectively to construct a distorted view of the world.
  • Rant radio makes claims that are patently false.
  • Rant radio turns false statements into “facts” by constantly repeating them.
  • Political rant was the root cause of damn near every act of terrorism and genocide that has ever happened.

Deadbird Version 2 Animated GIF

Deadbird Version 2 Animated GIF

Somebody at work said I couldn’t predict the future. I said, “Bullshit. Donald Trump will say something stupid today.”

Anyway, here is another version of Deadbird as an animated GIF.

Things You Might Not Know:

Shakespeare’s most eschatological play is actually Fartabrieze and Thundero and not the sequel Fartabrieze and Thundero II: The Wrath of Mine Anus, which is what they taught you in high school.

The words eschatological and scatological might have distinct meanings for academics, but the working poor know that both words are the same when it comes down to it.

Ask not for who the shit falls. It falls on thee.

-Thundero’s words to Lord Dundersnatch, Act III, scene ii.

Dead Rat with Flies Animated GIF

Dead Rat with Flies Animated GIF

Dead Rat with Flies Animated GIF.

“A thing of beauty is a joy for ever.” -John Keats “Ode To A Dead Rat”

Everyone knows about the poet Keats’ fascination with dead rats and the other gross things he found in the dumpster behind the KFC.

In fact, that dumpster is where he contracted the TB that eventually killed him. Even after he fell ill, even after the rabid badger attack that left him noseless, Keats still referred to the KFC dumpster as “my treasure chest of earthly delights.”

To pursue his art, Keats ignored the restraining order issued on behalf of the restaurant manager and continued his nightly foraging. He was arrested multiple times that last year of his life, and that is where his most well-known quote comes from.  As Keats famously shouted in court, “I must have access to my muse!”

Gone too soon. John Keats, we barely knew you.