Godawful Goat says to pay attention and learn something. He says he can’t teach you everything. (He’s a little full of himself.)
Godawful wrote a poem called Dunfrump’s Wall
Dunfrump has dreams
of Guilded-Age schemes.
A bypassable wall.
might not protect us at all,
but thinka the pork barrel, boys.
A man worth less than what he inherited is running for president based on his accomplishments as a businessman.
His accomplishments are multiple bankruptcies and a string of failed businesses, but on his reality television shows, he was the big successful businessman, and so that is what the idiots believe him to be.
This man does not think before he speaks because he has never really had to. He is a vulgar boastful man. He sells ignorance and bigotry and fear.
Bugly Bear Panics
BWAHHHHH! Bugly Bear has a panic attack every time the idiot speaks on television.
Dufus Duh Unikorn
Hi boys and girls! I’m Dufus duh Unikorn. I got jelly beans up my butt.
Dead Rat On A Stick
Dead Rat On A Stick! I have finally come up with a sports cheer that expresses all the enthusiasm I have for the business of pro sports teams. My favorite part is the bit about the hundred-million-dollar stadiums paid for by ordinary taxpayers. You would think the billionaire owners would pay for them seeing how their franchises earn them that kind of money each year.