Tag: Animated Cartoon GIFs

Animated Cartoon GIFs by artist Jethro Sleestak.

The Butt-Based Bundlechump Animated GIF

The Butt-Based Bundlechump Animated GIF

Some people live inside their own sphincters. Try to tell them one thing that doesn’t jive with their conspiracy theory, and they will retreat into their own mental anuses.

It doesn’t matter where they fall on the political spectrum, as long it is toward one extreme or the other.

These people think of themselves as being reasonable and fact-based, but the truth is that their world view is built on trusted voices and personalities, not facts.

Reasons You Shouldn’t Listen to Political Rant Radio

  • Rant radio uses populist rhetoric to advance the interests of powerful corporations.
  • Rant radio harps on broken government yet encourages the sabotage of government.
  • Rant radio convinces people to vote out moderates who make legislation possible in favor of politicians who make extreme promises.
  • Like any cult, rant radio constantly tells you over and over that everyone else is lying to you.
  • Rant radio uses facts selectively to construct a distorted view of the world.
  • Rant radio makes claims that are patently false.
  • Rant radio turns false statements into “facts” by constantly repeating them.
  • Political rant was the root cause of damn near every act of terrorism and genocide that has ever happened.

Deadbird Version 2 Animated GIF

Deadbird Version 2 Animated GIF

Somebody at work said I couldn’t predict the future. I said, “Bullshit. Donald Trump will say something stupid today.”

Anyway, here is another version of Deadbird as an animated GIF.

Things You Might Not Know:

Shakespeare’s most eschatological play is actually Fartabrieze and Thundero and not the sequel Fartabrieze and Thundero II: The Wrath of Mine Anus, which is what they taught you in high school.

The words eschatological and scatological might have distinct meanings for academics, but the working poor know that both words are the same when it comes down to it.

Ask not for who the shit falls. It falls on thee.

-Thundero’s words to Lord Dundersnatch, Act III, scene ii.

Dead Rat with Flies Animated GIF

Dead Rat with Flies Animated GIF

Dead Rat with Flies Animated GIF.

“A thing of beauty is a joy for ever.” -John Keats “Ode To A Dead Rat”

Everyone knows about the poet Keats’ fascination with dead rats and the other gross things he found in the dumpster behind the KFC.

In fact, that dumpster is where he contracted the TB that eventually killed him. Even after he fell ill, even after the rabid badger attack that left him noseless, Keats still referred to the KFC dumpster as “my treasure chest of earthly delights.”

To pursue his art, Keats ignored the restraining order issued on behalf of the restaurant manager and continued his nightly foraging. He was arrested multiple times that last year of his life, and that is where his most well-known quote comes from.  As Keats famously shouted in court, “I must have access to my muse!”

Gone too soon. John Keats, we barely knew you.