The Belchilating Halitrocious
The Belchilating Halitrocious likes to consume tons of beer and spicy food and then singe the hairs out of people’s nostrils with its paint-blistering belches. The Halitrocious has no concept of personal space and talks directly into people’s faces and can’t stop talking once started.
This creature also has a sixth sense for homing in on people who are feeling slightly nauseated. Needless to say, the Belchilating Halitrocious sometimes gets barfed on.
Fun Fact:
The Halitrocious brushes its teeth once a year whether they need it or not.
Habitat:
Any house party or bar when you aren’t feeling well and need to get to some fresh air as quickly as possible.
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This trading card is part of a series titled “Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures” by Jethro Sleestak. View more Improbable Creatures.
