Category: Animated Cartoon GIFs

Holy Fuck Turtle

“If you don’t want to see a turtle’s pecker, then don’t scare the shit out of it.” -ancient Sumerian proverb

What the Sumerian proverb refers to is the fact that the turtles of the ancient world were a lot more confrontational and would rear back and say “come at me bro” if you messed with them. In the ancient Sumerian epic Gilgamesh, the hero uses kung fu to righteously kick the asses of several belligerent turtles, and that is why the SPCA includes a copy of the text in its annual book burnings. Continue reading “Holy Fuck Turtle Animated GIF”

Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl

Yep, that’s Satan’s retarded cousin Earl. (They don’t use terms like “intellectually disabled” in hell.) Earl is who Satan put in charge of Donald Trump.

Earl lives right there inside Trump’s skull, and most of the time, Earl is the one who actually decides what Trump says and does, and you need to remember that.

Every time you start ridiculing the President for acting like a mean-spirited baffoon, what you’re really doing is making fun of Earl and the intellectually disabled, and that’s not very nice. Continue reading “Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl Animated GIF”

Baby dinosaur calls bullshit on the latest feces to come from the mouth of Donald Trump.

Angwee Buttsecks scares old grammy ladies cause he the aunty kwiest. And cause he grab their buginas cause he hates ladies. He mean.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks is a loonatick. He kwazy. He say kookoo stuff out his butt that don’t even make no sense.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks fuk ur health surance. He fuk ur hostible too. He fuk ur medsins and give u the tummy aiks and the vomiks.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks break the govments. He let the corprashons do bad stuff and not pay. He likes the bad guys in Russia. He lets mean peepil break the rules and hurt poor peepil.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks beated up Santa Claus. He a bad edafant, that Angwee Buttsecks. He do bad stuff. He make mommy yell angwee buttsecks words at the TV.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks The Bad Edafant

He very bad.

He kick ur house.

He eat ur foods.

He poo poo ur head.

Y u do that Angwee Buttsecks?

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]