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Donald Trump is a racist bully and a blowhard salesman that talks out of his ass. He is every ugly thing that people around the world have ever thought about Americans.

Donald Trump, Buffoon In Chief, with a head full of crazy.

Flush This Turd

Donald Trump’s only talent is saying what stupid people want to hear.

Stanky Ole Buzzard

Cleeron is a Stanky Ole Buzzard. Cleeron ain’t stupid like you. He knows them scientists is full of shit and all about the Jews and the Liberal Media and the Clintons. That’s why Cleeron watches Fox News. He would swallow a turd if they told him to.

The Jippled Blundersnerf

The following wisdom was recorded while Reverend Bobby Lee Jones of El Dorado, Arkansas was under the effects of the Jippled Blundersnerf:

When George Warshington and Jesus started America back in the olden times, they outlawed all the Liberals and the Communists and the global warming, but then the Democrats let it all come back in, and now they have it in the kid’s textbooks just like the evolution and all that nonsense.

Nowadays you don’t even have to talk American down at the Walmarts. I tell you what. Jesus is going to smite the fuck out of this country, and I can’t wait.

Burping Doofus

The miracle of beer is that it enables you to belch directly into someone’s face and not care even though you are desperately trying to pick them up and would otherwise be too nervous to try.

The problem with beer is that you keep drinking them and burping directly in the desirable person’s face and talking too loud and acting like a jackass. Continue reading “Burping Doofus Animated GIF”

Meemaw Puckerbutt’s Jalapeño-Prune Salsa

“I wanted folks to be calling Jesus’s name and really mean it. That’s why I created something that turns your anus into a volcano of flaming hot diarrhea. Get right with the Lord, America!”

-Sharlene “Meemaw” Puckerbutt

The Boogie Man

The Boogie Man says it only costs ten cents. He’ll send you his address. It’s down south where the river runs slow.

 

 

Fuck You GIF

What is it about work meetings that make them shear fucking torture? Is it because people repeat the same shit over and over? Is it because dumb people like to talk the most?

 

Donald Trump Asshole

Trump has no respect for facts. Truth is whatever he can convince the poorly educated to believe. He speaks to people’s hates and fears, and it is easiest to use these tools on people who don’t know much outside of what they get from political rant in the media.

Political rant has created a lot of rabid people, and they are like the damaged people in cults, the ones manipulated into committing random acts of violence.

In this case, the act of violence was to vote for a mean-spirited buffoon who doesn’t care what he destroys in order to validate his tiny little ego.

Racial Arsonist

“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
-Donald Trump