Donald Trump Asshole Animated GIF

Donald Trump Asshole

Trump has no respect for facts. Truth is whatever he can convince the poorly educated to believe. He speaks to people’s hates and fears, and it is easiest to use these tools on people who don’t know much outside of what they get from political rant in the media.

Political rant has created a lot of rabid people, and they are like the damaged people in cults, the ones manipulated into committing random acts of violence.

In this case, the act of violence was to vote for a mean-spirited buffoon who doesn’t care what he destroys in order to validate his tiny little ego.

Racial Arsonist

“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
-Donald Trump

Holy Fuck Turtle Animated GIF

Holy Fuck Turtle

“If you don’t want to see a turtle’s pecker, then don’t scare the shit out of it.” -ancient Sumerian proverb

What the Sumerian proverb refers to is the fact that the turtles of the ancient world were a lot more confrontational and would rear back and say “come at me bro” if you messed with them. In the ancient Sumerian epic Gilgamesh, the hero uses kung fu to righteously kick the asses of several belligerent turtles, and that is why the SPCA includes a copy of the text in its annual book burnings. Continue reading “Holy Fuck Turtle Animated GIF”

Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl Animated GIF

Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl

Yep, that’s Satan’s retarded cousin Earl. (They don’t use terms like “intellectually disabled” in hell.) Earl is who Satan put in charge of Donald Trump.

Earl lives right there inside Trump’s skull, and most of the time, Earl is the one who actually decides what Trump says and does, and you need to remember that.

Every time you start ridiculing the President for acting like a mean-spirited baffoon, what you’re really doing is making fun of Earl and the intellectually disabled, and that’s not very nice. Continue reading “Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl Animated GIF”

Angwee Buttsecks Break The Govments

Angwee Buttsecks break the govments. He let the corprashons do bad stuff and not pay. He likes the bad guys in Russia. He lets mean peepil break the rules and hurt poor peepil.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks Beated Up Santa Animated GIF

Angwee Buttsecks beated up Santa Claus. He a bad edafant, that Angwee Buttsecks. He do bad stuff. He make mommy yell angwee buttsecks words at the TV.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]