Eduardo the Fruit Bat
Eduardo the Fruit Bat is an expert on rotten bananers. He says don’t eat the ones with the moldy peelings. He says save them for him. And any juicy bugs you find.
He says if you save him the good stuff, he promises to take a power shit in Donald Trump’s hair. And not just any shit. He promises a good high-fiber shit just like the ones he likes to do on Tucker Carlson.
That good old Eduardo. He’s the best fruit bat ever.