The Bonstipated Snudge
The Bonstipated Snudge has an appetite for construction rubble, and so it is often bonstipated, which is much worse than constipated because it involves bricks.
Fun Fact:
In France, the excreta of Bonstipated Snudges is called “le poopoo exquisit” and is used to make the white face paint worn by mimes.
Habitat:
Defunct strip malls, landfills, real estate seminars.
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This trading card is part of a series titled “Uncle Joe’s Field Guide to Improbable Creatures” by Jethro Sleestak. View more Improbable Creatures.
