“Listen Morty, whatever you do, don’t go to the multiverse where
Donald Trump is President. It totally sucks, and it’s a deathtrap.”
“You mean that reality-TV star who went to prison for laundering
money for the Russian mob? How is he President?”
“That’s only in the multiverses where Fox News didn’t convince all the
evangelical rednecks that Hillary Clinton was the AntiChrist.”
-Jethro Sleestak wuz here.