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Love Offerings!

You, yes YOU can personally assist Reverend Jethro in his ministry by making a love offering of cash money.

All donations will be spent on stuff. People donating their entire life savings are greatly appreciated. Make all checks payable to my boss Joe.

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Billed to your credit card in three easy monthly installments of $19.95

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Sold as shares of common stock complete with certificates suitable for framing, wiping your butt, etc.

After decades of intensive study and prayer, Reverend Jethro is finally able to reveal the hidden meaning of The Book of Revelations:

Surely Reverend Jethro will do nothing, but he revealeth the terrible burden that Bigfoot assumed after Jesus exploded.

Yes, Bigfoot took on the sins of the world, and it is really kicking his ass.

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