The Blumptated Snifftoblarf Trading Card

The Blumptated Snifftoblarf

The Blumptated Snifftoblarf is the result of a failed effort to produce cheaper bacon via genetic engineering. Part pig, part hyena, part ichthyosaur, the Snifftoblarf is virtually free of body fat and has flesh that reeks like the rotting garbage it was designed to eat.

The Snifftoblarf’s odor has been compared to halitosis, putrefaction, and skater kids. Continue reading “The Blumptated Snifftoblarf Trading Card”