Category: Cap’n Clickbait

As In Enormous Fines And Some Treason Convictions.

What you look like when you repeat a Fox News talking point.

Dr. Jethro takes his role as a person on the Internet claiming to be a doctor very seriously.

That is why he insists that all the people under his care take their meds and send him nude photos of their pets.

I’m sure if this existed, some Republican out there would be recommending it as an alternative to childhood vaccinations.

Blastulaxx is Dr. Jethro’s patented alternative to traditional medicine. It cures all illnesses from rectal baldness to toe cancer.

This Picture Has No Sound, But You Can Hear The Stupid.

Who the hell would turn that down? Uptight liberal feminists just don’t know what the fuck they are missing.

Sometimes you are out in public, and you can see a Karen with an inner hyena that is absolutely rabid and ready to manifest.

People don’t need reality-TV politicians working them up any more than they already are.

And Lee Greenwood Singing “I’m Proud To Be An American, At Least I Know I’m Free” On Speakers That Can’t Be Unheard Ten Miles Away.

Remember when you had to explain to Grandma why she shouldn’t give her money to phony televangelists?

That’s us now explaining why you need to turn off Fox News.

When the evening news is indistinguishable from an apocalypse movie, it’s good to know that the experts on Facebook can explain it all away.