Meme Donald Trump Dies For Your Sins

Donald Trump Dies For Your Sins But Promises to Rise Three Days Later Like Superman.

Look at me! Look at me! I’m the healthiest President ever! A hell of lot healthier than your dead-ass grandmother!

The Spirit of the Lord does not dwell in the presence of braggarts but departs forthwith.

Music Video: Don’t Worry Bout The Covid

Don’t worry bout the Covid,

You don’t mean nuthin to me.

Because I am the President,

I get it all for free.

Meme Why QAnon Is So Damn Cool

Meme Why QAnon & WWG1WAG Are So Damn Cool

  • sounds deep and cryptic.
  • implicit threat of mob violence.
  • vague enough for your choice of interpretation.
  • cool tat designs for clueless people looking for instant identity.
  • large cult following of true believers.
  • currently worships Trump.
  • will announce new savior after Trump.
  • ready and waiting for use as terror network.
Meme Why QAnon & WWG1WAG Are So Damn Cool
Meme Why QAnon & WWG1WAG Are So Damn Cool

Meme Pelosi Leads Bigfoot UFO Attack

Pelosi Leads Bigfoot UFO Attack to destroy Hunter’s laptop, Hillary’s emails, and secret QAnon datacenters.

That was the cover of the New Pork Tost that explained it all to me.

Before that was their cover with the headline, “Donald Trump Dies For Your Sins But Promises to Rise Three Days Later Like Superman.”

Meme Sean Hannity Flying Monkeys

For decades, nonstop on Fox News: Hillary Clinton & Democrats guilty of every possible crime and treason.

Any nonsense repeated often enough on Fox News is indistinguishable from truth for most of the public.

You might be aware enough to laugh at the QAnon nonsense, but are you so sure that you don’t believe some piece of misinformation as equally absurd?

Fact Check: Satan’s Emissary Hates Pence

Fact Check: Not Even Satan’s Emissary Varlax the Impure Can Stand Mike Pence.

Consider this quote from Varlax’s most recent appearance on Fox and Friends:

“I mean, hear me out. I’ve had to listen to Stalin, Hitler, and more psycho serial killers than I can shake a stick at, but this guy is too much. All that phony godliness, and he’ll still tell any lie they give him, doesn’t matter how bald face it is. Say fucking anything. Makes me wanna puke.”

Varlax the Impure, Satanic Emissary to the Trump Campaign

Remember When Obama? Trump Memes

Trump’s cult ignores behavior that would have gotten any previous US President removed from office.

Stimulus Checks

Remember when Obama held up the emergency stimulus checks so his name could be printed on them?
Neither do I, but I remember when this guy did it.

Political Convention

Remember when Obama held his political party’s convention at The White House?
Neither do I, but I remember when this guy did it.

China

Remember when Obama lied and said China would pay for his tariffs?
Neither do I, but I remember when this guy did it.

Combat Veterans

Remember when Obama insulted our decorated combat veterans?
Neither do I, but I remember when this guy did it.

Transition of Power

Remember when Obama refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power?
Neither do I, but I remember when this guy did.

Stoned-Guy Coronavirus-Lockdown Meme

LOCKDOWN 2020

MOST YEARS YOU ONLY GET TO CELEBRATE 420. THIS YEAR IT’S 2420.

How odd is it that the people who like to think of themselves as patriotic or religious are violating quarantine lockdown orders without regard to the public good or the lives of the old and infirm?

How odd is it that ordinary deadbeat stoners staying home and getting high are contributing more to public safety than all these other idiots?

For years I knew April 2020 was going to be wild and crazy, but this shit is fucked up in ways I could have never imagined:

A reality-TV star President with dementia attacking reporters and boasting about what a good job he is doing in what is supposed to be a daily briefing about an unprecedented worldwide crisis.

A man who cannot open his mouth without lying or boasting or name calling or sounding like a spoiled vindictive child. Endless petty squabbles. Endlessly describing people as geniuses and then idiots when they disagree with him.

And to top it off: There are still stupid motherfuckers out there saying he is doing a good job.

Rick and Morty Donald Trump Meme

“Listen Morty, whatever you do, don’t go to the multiverse where
Donald Trump is President. It totally sucks, and it’s a deathtrap.”

“You mean that reality-TV star who went to prison for laundering
money for the Russian mob? How is he President?”

“That’s only in the multiverses where Fox News didn’t convince all the
evangelical rednecks that Hillary Clinton was the AntiChrist.”

-Jethro Sleestak wuz here.

Liar Huckabee

Post-Factual Mob-Rule America music video

Can you believe that you pay taxes to pay this person to lie to you?

Here’s the list of skills list I think should be on Sarah Huckabee Sanders ‘s resume:

Professional liar towing the party line at all times. Night is day and day is night, etc. No lie too brazen. Will say anything for the rich and powerful.

Here is my summary of her statements as a civil servant:

There isn’t any fire.
The press is lying.
The Democrats hate America.
That is the real problem.
Get back to work you.