What To Do When Your Child Brings Home Geographic Features
Dr. Leslie Binneslie PhD
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Amazing facts about QAnon and your mom.
Before TikTok Challenges
Stupid Ways People Killed Themselves With Fads Before the Internet
Volume 10
Power Line Cycling
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She Put Something in My Cornflakes
And I Don’t Think It Was Splenda
Harnessing Your Paranoid Delusions to Boost Sales and Leverage Your Core Assets
Dr Reginald Buhsketti, MD
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The Golden Showers of Tron
The inside story of why the controversial scene was deleted
by The Reverend Nixon Licsum, Jr.
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Mars Returns the Insta-Models
Varth had been a proud conqueror, but he soon learns the sad wisdom in the Earthling’s ancient scrolls.
“No matter how hot they are, there’s already somebody somewhere who’s completely sick of their shit.”
A novel by Sidon MaFiece
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That’s My Pikachu!
A Tale of Pokemon GO in the Old West
When Pokemon GO comes to the town of Dead Dog, Sheriff Enis learns that some things are worth fighting for -and not just a legendary Charizard!
a novel by El Paso Smith, DDS
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There’s No Swing Dancing
At The Grand Canyon For A Reason
How to Take Selfies at National Parks without Killing Yourself Or Being a Douchebag
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Intergalactic Atomic Laser Football Champ
“He scored the most goals and the hottest babes using his genetically-modified psychoteletronic genitals…paid for by SHEELAH of the space mob!”
Critics agree:
The climax where Sheelah screams at the doomed protagonist “Jazzmo Azzmo, I own your dick!” is the most dramatic scene of all Sci-Fi Pulp novels of the 1950’s, possibly of all western literature, including the Bible and serious shit like that.
Bob, New York Times
The book was ahead of its time and makes a bold statement: Always have the admin password for your junk written down somewhere!
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Crucilinga, Warrior Queen
She commanded the tongues of ten thousand warriors, but none could satisfy her.
Continue reading “Crucilinga, Warrior Queen”My favorite historical figure of all time. Her innovations in leadership and bondage imagery were admired by many great closet freaks such as George Washington, Mahatma Ghandi, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Bob, New York Times
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They Mighty White to Be Some Aztecs
UFOs brought Atlantans to Mexico!
Bible confirms archeological evidence of white Aztecs.
Your Racist Uncle Will Love This Book!
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