Intergalactic Atomic Laser Football Champ

Book Cover Intergalactic Atomic Laser Football Champ

“He scored the most goals and the hottest babes using his genetically-modified psychoteletronic genitals…paid for by SHEELAH of the space mob!”

Critics agree:

The climax where Sheelah screams at the doomed protagonist “Jazzmo Azzmo, I own your dick!” is the most dramatic scene of all Sci-Fi Pulp novels of the 1950’s, possibly of all western literature, including the Bible and serious shit like that.

Bob, New York Times

The book was ahead of its time and makes a bold statement: Always have the admin password for your junk written down somewhere!

Book Cover Intergalactic Atomic Laser Football Champ
Book Cover Intergalactic Atomic Laser Football Champ