Madam Froganella
Madame Froganella demonstrates the appropriate way to apologize for flatulence when an animal or small child is not conveniently nearby.
You know the frog that got kissed and turned back into a prince? Madame Froganella used to date him. She was his for-now chick. That’s how she got all sophisticated. Before she met the prince, she went by “Tammy.”
Back then, all she did was rewatch her favorite seasons of The Batchelor and bitch about her job at the mall.
