Deadbird Version 2 Animated GIF
Somebody at work said I couldn’t predict the future. I said, “Bullshit. Donald Trump will say something stupid today.”
Anyway, here is another version of Deadbird as an animated GIF.
Things You Might Not Know:
Shakespeare’s most eschatological play is actually Fartabrieze and Thundero and not the sequel Fartabrieze and Thundero II: The Wrath of Mine Anus, which is what they taught you in high school.
The words eschatological and scatological might have distinct meanings for academics, but the working poor know that both words are the same when it comes down to it.
Ask not for who the shit falls. It falls on thee.
-Thundero’s words to Lord Dundersnatch, Act III, scene ii.