Category: Cap’n Clickbait

“I cannot fully express how offensive I find the comparisons between Marjorie Taylor Green and Klingon culture.”

Lieutenant Worf
USS Enterprise
NCC -1701

“You know, only Jesus has suffered more for America. And not by much.”

I’ve always thought of him as Santa’s evil twin.

Your second-class status brought to you by the Republican Party.

Do your own research!

I sent my neighbor a postcard. He has a lot of Trump flags.

New and Improved! Now with even less intelligence and class.

Just think about how much joy these people bring to the workplace.

“Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.” -Joseph Heller, Catch 22

TUCKER CARLSON NEVER WORKED HERE