How To “Launch” Your Career As An Assistant Space Plumber
Book 7 Septic Tank Clogs
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NOT WITHOUT MY PET HUMAN BILLY
The Heartwarming Story Of An Alien Robot ’s Struggle To Take His Pet Human Home With Him. You Will Cry.
Winner of the Pulitzer Prize
Herman J. Buttle
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Space Roommates
book 7
the award-winning series by Wapta Blapp
Kevin’s shitty grades in Space Academy finally catch up with him when he forgets about relativistic effects on a beer run.
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Where the Hot Freaks Are Tripping
Learn why it’s best to have your first pagan acid orgy with your local Methodist Youth Fellowship and not out in the woods with Satan, who just stands there like a tool with his arms folded.
Reverend Bob,
Youth Minister,
Gruntersville Methodist Church
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Where to Harvest Non-GMO Humans
Earth Forager
in this issue:
Where to Harvest Non-GMO Humans
SCREAMING:
“A Sign of Freshness”
pg 9
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Martians Make Some Sad Ass Shit Incel Art
Varp Marlax can’t get over his first anal probe mission to Earth. In this Pulitzer-Prize winning novel, we read his diary as he struggles to overcome his loneliness through art.
Fostajon D. Smoot
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First Supermarket on Mars!
The people of Earth had laughed at him until he opened the First Supermarket on Mars!
a novel by Ernie Meep
“This way to astronomical savings!”
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Spacesuit Or Chastity Belt?
Complete and Unabridged with Censored Masturbation Scene Restored
the sci-fi classic by Skippy G. LaRue
The Neptunians may be attacking, but first Junior Space Commander Roger “Dick” Dangle has to come to terms with the HARD realities of living in a spacesuit for months at a time.
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Peewee Herman Love Doll
It’s Not Weird to Have a Lifesize Peewee Herman Love Doll
I KEEP HIM WITH MY OTHER MANNEQUINS AND MY WIFE LOVES HIM
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One Good Kick to the Nads
William Faulkner’s most ambitious novel
Sure it’s a rip off of Eleanor Roosevelt’s diary, but read it for the immersive language.
Continue reading “One Good Kick to the Nads”Faulkner’s subtle use of West Coast valley girl dialect and NYC street slang blows my ass away. I thought, shit, this is good. They should teach it in schools.
Bob, New York Times
