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Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl

Yep, that’s Satan’s retarded cousin Earl. (They don’t use terms like “intellectually disabled” in hell.) Earl is who Satan put in charge of Donald Trump.

Earl lives right there inside Trump’s skull, and most of the time, Earl is the one who actually decides what Trump says and does, and you need to remember that.

Every time you start ridiculing the President for acting like a mean-spirited baffoon, what you’re really doing is making fun of Earl and the intellectually disabled, and that’s not very nice. Continue reading “Satan’s Retarded Cousin Earl Animated GIF”

Baby dinosaur calls bullshit on the latest feces to come from the mouth of Donald Trump.

Angwee Buttsecks scares old grammy ladies cause he the aunty kwiest. And cause he grab their buginas cause he hates ladies. He mean.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks is a loonatick. He kwazy. He say kookoo stuff out his butt that don’t even make no sense.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks fuk ur health surance. He fuk ur hostible too. He fuk ur medsins and give u the tummy aiks and the vomiks.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks break the govments. He let the corprashons do bad stuff and not pay. He likes the bad guys in Russia. He lets mean peepil break the rules and hurt poor peepil.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks beated up Santa Claus. He a bad edafant, that Angwee Buttsecks. He do bad stuff. He make mommy yell angwee buttsecks words at the TV.

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Angwee Buttsecks The Bad Edafant

He very bad.

He kick ur house.

He eat ur foods.

He poo poo ur head.

Y u do that Angwee Buttsecks?

[The Angwee Buttsecks series of animations should be narrated in something like Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann little girl voice or maybe Tweety Bird’s voice.]

Mr. Dickhead Sez Booty Animated GIF

Mr. Dickhead Sez How Bout Dat Booty Animated GIF

Trump Is A Dickhead

Donald Trump is a dickhead. A bragger and a boaster. A man addicted to sensational attention and social media. A man easily distracted by squabbles. A man not afraid to pick on the powerless or to tell big lies. A man who thrives on scandal and drama, a man who escalates confrontation as a matter of course.

Trump is a reality-TV star. He is famous for inheriting a financial empire large enough to withstand his own business failures, which were massive. He is the rich kid bully you hated in high school, the guy who could always buy his way out of any disaster he created.

Donald Trump is inept and will damage the credibility of any cause he champions.

If your method is to shoot your mouth off to create media sensations like a typical reality tv star, then you will say dumb things. You will also create scandals that have unexpected consequences in the longer term. Especially if you have convinced yourself that your inherited wealth is evidence of some great genius.

If you are speaking to a shallow public that trusts personalities and image and has no understanding of the facts, you can say anything you want, make up your own facts. For you, it’s all for the cameras now, not how history will evaluate things later on. Say anything you want.