Stoned-Guy Coronavirus-Lockdown Meme

LOCKDOWN 2020

MOST YEARS YOU ONLY GET TO CELEBRATE 420. THIS YEAR IT’S 2420.

How odd is it that the people who like to think of themselves as patriotic or religious are violating quarantine lockdown orders without regard to the public good or the lives of the old and infirm?

How odd is it that ordinary deadbeat stoners staying home and getting high are contributing more to public safety than all these other idiots?

For years I knew April 2020 was going to be wild and crazy, but this shit is fucked up in ways I could have never imagined:

A reality-TV star President with dementia attacking reporters and boasting about what a good job he is doing in what is supposed to be a daily briefing about an unprecedented worldwide crisis.

A man who cannot open his mouth without lying or boasting or name calling or sounding like a spoiled vindictive child. Endless petty squabbles. Endlessly describing people as geniuses and then idiots when they disagree with him.

And to top it off: There are still stupid motherfuckers out there saying he is doing a good job.

Rick and Morty Donald Trump Meme

“Listen Morty, whatever you do, don’t go to the multiverse where
Donald Trump is President. It totally sucks, and it’s a deathtrap.”

“You mean that reality-TV star who went to prison for laundering
money for the Russian mob? How is he President?”

“That’s only in the multiverses where Fox News didn’t convince all the
evangelical rednecks that Hillary Clinton was the AntiChrist.”

-Jethro Sleestak wuz here.