Where the Hot Freaks Are Tripping

Learn why it’s best to have your first pagan acid orgy with your local Methodist Youth Fellowship and not out in the woods with Satan, who just stands there like a tool with his arms folded.

Reverend Bob,
Youth Minister,
Gruntersville Methodist Church

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Martians Make Some Sad Ass Shit Incel Art

Varp Marlax can’t get over his first anal probe mission to Earth. In this Pulitzer-Prize winning novel, we read his diary as he struggles to overcome his loneliness through art.

Fostajon D. Smoot

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Spacesuit Or Chastity Belt?

Complete and Unabridged with Censored Masturbation Scene Restored

the sci-fi classic by Skippy G. LaRue

The Neptunians may be attacking, but first Junior Space Commander Roger “Dick” Dangle has to come to terms with the HARD realities of living in a spacesuit for months at a time.

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One Good Kick to the Nads

William Faulkner’s most ambitious novel

Sure it’s a rip off of Eleanor Roosevelt’s diary, but read it for the immersive language.

Faulkner’s subtle use of West Coast valley girl dialect and NYC street slang blows my ass away. I thought, shit, this is good. They should teach it in schools.

Bob, New York Times
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