alternative comics and memes by Jethro Sleestak
Fly #1: “You’re a liar!”
Fly #2: “You are too!”
Fly #1: “I’ll sue you!”
Fly #2: “Sue me!”
Fly swatter’s sound: WHACK!
PawPaw Walrus: “I don’t recall hiring on to listen to that mess. Do you Bub?”
Bub (from off panel): “Not me, PawPaw.”
PawPaw Walrus: “Sister bub, bring yer pawpaw a beer, pretty please.”
Sister Bub: “I cain’t. I got to get down to the store fore they close.”
PawPaw Walrus: “But I don’t want you up in that Walmart spendin all my money, woman!”
Sister Bub: “Well then, you shouldn’t eat up all my toenail fungus medcines.”
PawPaw Walrus: “Ain’t my fault we was out a cheeze whiz. A man’s got to eat sumpthin.”
NUTBIRD is the relative you see once a year at the holiday meal, the one who goes beyond the usual bigotry and political rant to a higher level of pure crazy.
DUNFRUMP is gonna kick out all the Mexkins and A-rabs.
BUGLY BEAR is a little overwhelmed by it all.
NUTBIRD: “Ketchup is a vegterble. The Bible says so.”
NUTBIRD: “That’s why the Jews won’t eat it.
NUTBIRD: “And that’s why them liberals want the FCC to let it back in schools.”
