Donald Trump Dies For Your Sins But Promises to Rise Three Days Later Like Superman.
Look at me! Look at me! I’m the healthiest President ever! A hell of lot healthier than your dead-ass grandmother!
The Spirit of the Lord does not dwell in the presence of braggarts but departs forthwith.
Music Video: Don’t Worry Bout The Covid
Don’t worry bout the Covid,
You don’t mean nuthin to me.
Because I am the President,
I get it all for free.