alternative comics and memes by Jethro Sleestak
Nutbird’s Holiday Meal is an alternative comic strip by Jethro Sleestak.
Dunfrump: Punch duh faces!
Dunfrump’s sign: Dunfrump Prezdent Merica
Little Bird’s thoughts: Mussolini?
Dunfrump: You stupid losers! I’m rich!
Dunfrump’s sign: Dunfrump Punch Faces!
Little Bird’s thoughts: Casinos? Multiple Bankruptures? Worth less than inheritance?
Dunfrump: Kick out the A-rabs too!
Dunfrump’s sign: Mexkins Go Home!
Little Bird’s thoughts: Did the Republicans finally find a way to make W seem like the wise elder statesman?
The Reverend Jimmy Wayne Caterpillar: “The pope is the Antichrist, and that’s why he hates this chosen nation and what it represents.”
The Reverend Jimmy Wayne Caterpillar: “Fortunately the Lord has sent us a candidate to deliver us from the horrors of Obamacare, Mexicans, and Liberals.”
Slug #1: “And despite what anyone tells you, he does represent the true values of American evangelicals.”
Slug #2: “At least those of a certain stripe.”
Dunfrump’s sign: “SCREW THE LOOSERS” [sic]
Fly #1: “You’re a liar!”
Fly #2: “You are too!”
Fly #1: “I’ll sue you!”
Fly #2: “Sue me!”
Fly swatter’s sound: WHACK!
PawPaw Walrus: “I don’t recall hiring on to listen to that mess. Do you Bub?”
Bub (from off panel): “Not me, PawPaw.”
PawPaw Walrus: “Sister bub, bring yer pawpaw a beer, pretty please.”
Sister Bub: “I cain’t. I got to get down to the store fore they close.”
PawPaw Walrus: “But I don’t want you up in that Walmart spendin all my money, woman!”
Sister Bub: “Well then, you shouldn’t eat up all my toenail fungus medcines.”
PawPaw Walrus: “Ain’t my fault we was out a cheeze whiz. A man’s got to eat sumpthin.”
NUTBIRD is the relative you see once a year at the holiday meal, the one who goes beyond the usual bigotry and political rant to a higher level of pure crazy.
DUNFRUMP is gonna kick out all the Mexkins and A-rabs.
BUGLY BEAR is a little overwhelmed by it all.
NUTBIRD: “Ketchup is a vegterble. The Bible says so.”
NUTBIRD: “That’s why the Jews won’t eat it.
NUTBIRD: “And that’s why them liberals want the FCC to let it back in schools.”
