CRT WARNING. This meme is literally illegal in Florida. (But also true AF.)
Author: Jethro Sleestak
SHE STOLE THIS IDEA FROM MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, WHO ACTUALLY HAS A THING FOR BIG BIRD.
SHE STOLE THIS IDEA FROM MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, WHO ACTUALLY HAS A THING FOR BIG BIRD.
What You Woke Millenials Don’t Understand Is That The Republicans Are The Ones Addressing The Real Issues.
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Well Of Course, Silly. How Else Can He Prove That The Republican Party Is Absolute Garbage And Stands For Nothing?
Well Of Course, Silly. How Else Can He Prove That The Republican Party Is Absolute Garbage And Stands For Nothing?
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DON’T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE: What Will Donald Trump’s White Bronco Moment Look Like And How Long Do I Have To Wait To See It?
DON’T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE: What Will Donald Trump’s White Bronco Moment Look Like And How Long Do I Have To Wait To See It?
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When Donald Trump Refers To Himself As “Your Favorite President.”
When Donald Trump Refers To Himself As “Your Favorite President.”
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The Ringtingled Tootlesnoot Trading Card
The Ringtingled Tootlesnoot
The Ringtingled Tootlesnoot is the number one agricultural pest in all of Latvia but is strangely absent in Sweden, Finland, and the other Baltic republics.
Every summer, the gardens and fields of Latvia are overwhelmed with Tootlesnoot, reaching population densities in excess of several thousand per square meter, but these numbers drop to near zero as you approach the border.
Population densities are highest just outside the genetic engineering facility built by the Soviets in the 1970s about twelve miles south of Riga, but the Russians still insist that it is only coincidence.
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The Koonkled Feenkle-Toe Trading Card
The Koonkled Feenkle-Toe
The ancient Persians believed that being trampled by the Koonkled Feenkle-Toe was a sign that the victim was favored by the gods.
Although the Persians’ sacred texts do not explicitly state why trampling was seen as a sign of favor, it is safe to assume that the reason was mercy.
The Koonkled Feenkle-Toe normally killed its victim with its over-sized stinger by repeatedly stabbing it in the ass until the corpse was unrecognizable.
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Meme Boris, Natasha, and General Michael Flynn
Convicted Felon and Paid Russian Agent Calls for Martial Law to Overturn Democratic Election in Coup Attempt.
Don’t worry if they call you traitor. Only words of Moose and Squirrel.
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Meme: Mermaids Ain’t Got Assholes
DEMOCRATS MUST FACE THE FACTS OF MARINE BIOLOGY!
