Dufus Duh Unikorn
Hi boys and girls! I’m Dufus duh Unikorn. I got jelly beans up my butt.
Author: Jethro Sleestak
Dunfrump Prezdent Merica
Panel 1
Dunfrump: Punch duh faces!
Dunfrump’s sign: Dunfrump Prezdent Merica
Little Bird’s thoughts: Mussolini?
Panel 2
Dunfrump: You stupid losers! I’m rich!
Dunfrump’s sign: Dunfrump Punch Faces!
Little Bird’s thoughts: Casinos? Multiple Bankruptures? Worth less than inheritance?
Panel 3
Dunfrump: Kick out the A-rabs too!
Dunfrump’s sign: Mexkins Go Home!
Little Bird’s thoughts: Did the Republicans finally find a way to make W seem like the wise elder statesman?
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Dead Rat On A Stick Animated GIF
Dead Rat On A Stick
Dead Rat On A Stick! I have finally come up with a sports cheer that expresses all the enthusiasm I have for the business of pro sports teams. My favorite part is the bit about the hundred-million-dollar stadiums paid for by ordinary taxpayers. You would think the billionaire owners would pay for them seeing how their franchises earn them that kind of money each year.
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Dunfrump and the Evangelicals
Panel 1
The Reverend Jimmy Wayne Caterpillar: “The pope is the Antichrist, and that’s why he hates this chosen nation and what it represents.”
Panel 2
The Reverend Jimmy Wayne Caterpillar: “Fortunately the Lord has sent us a candidate to deliver us from the horrors of Obamacare, Mexicans, and Liberals.”
Panel 3
Slug #1: “And despite what anyone tells you, he does represent the true values of American evangelicals.”
Slug #2: “At least those of a certain stripe.”
Dunfrump’s sign: “SCREW THE LOOSERS” [sic]
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PawPaw Walrus and the Flies
Panel 1
Fly #1: “You’re a liar!”
Fly #2: “You are too!”
Fly #1: “I’ll sue you!”
Fly #2: “Sue me!”
Panel 2
Fly swatter’s sound: WHACK!
Panel 3
PawPaw Walrus: “I don’t recall hiring on to listen to that mess. Do you Bub?”
Bub (from off panel): “Not me, PawPaw.”
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PawPaw Walrus and Sister Bub
Panel 1
PawPaw Walrus: “Sister bub, bring yer pawpaw a beer, pretty please.”
Panel 2
Sister Bub: “I cain’t. I got to get down to the store fore they close.”
PawPaw Walrus: “But I don’t want you up in that Walmart spendin all my money, woman!”
Sister Bub: “Well then, you shouldn’t eat up all my toenail fungus medcines.”
Panel 3
PawPaw Walrus: “Ain’t my fault we was out a cheeze whiz. A man’s got to eat sumpthin.”
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Cast of Characters
Panel 1
NUTBIRD is the relative you see once a year at the holiday meal, the one who goes beyond the usual bigotry and political rant to a higher level of pure crazy.
Panel 2
DUNFRUMP is gonna kick out all the Mexkins and A-rabs.
Panel 3
BUGLY BEAR is a little overwhelmed by it all.
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Ketchup Is A Vegterble
Panel 1
NUTBIRD: “Ketchup is a vegterble. The Bible says so.”
Panel 2
NUTBIRD: “That’s why the Jews won’t eat it.
Panel 3
NUTBIRD: “And that’s why them liberals want the FCC to let it back in schools.”
