alternative comics and memes by Jethro Sleestak
Animated Cartoon GIFs by artist Jethro Sleestak.
A man worth less than what he inherited is running for president based on his accomplishments as a businessman.
His accomplishments are multiple bankruptcies and a string of failed businesses, but on his reality television shows, he was the big successful businessman, and so that is what the idiots believe him to be.
This man does not think before he speaks because he has never really had to. He is a vulgar boastful man. He sells ignorance and bigotry and fear.
BWAHHHHH! Bugly Bear has a panic attack every time the idiot speaks on television.
Hi boys and girls! I’m Dufus duh Unikorn. I got jelly beans up my butt.
Dead Rat On A Stick! I have finally come up with a sports cheer that expresses all the enthusiasm I have for the business of pro sports teams. My favorite part is the bit about the hundred-million-dollar stadiums paid for by ordinary taxpayers. You would think the billionaire owners would pay for them seeing how their franchises earn them that kind of money each year.
