Month: February 2016

Panel 1

The Reverend Jimmy Wayne Caterpillar: “The pope is the Antichrist, and that’s why he hates this chosen nation and what it represents.”

Panel 2

The Reverend Jimmy Wayne Caterpillar: “Fortunately the Lord has sent us a candidate to deliver us from the horrors of Obamacare, Mexicans, and Liberals.”

Panel 3

Slug #1: “And despite what anyone tells you, he does represent the true values of American evangelicals.”

Slug #2: “At least those of a certain stripe.”

Dunfrump’s sign: “SCREW THE LOOSERS” [sic]

Panel 1

Fly #1: “You’re a liar!”

Fly #2: “You are too!”

Fly #1: “I’ll sue you!”

Fly #2: “Sue me!”

Panel 2

Fly swatter’s sound: WHACK!

Panel 3

PawPaw Walrus: “I don’t recall hiring on to listen to that mess. Do you Bub?”

Bub (from off panel): “Not me, PawPaw.”

 

Panel 1

PawPaw Walrus: “Sister bub, bring yer pawpaw a beer, pretty please.”

Panel 2

Sister Bub: “I cain’t. I got to get down to the store fore they close.”

PawPaw Walrus: “But I don’t want you up in that Walmart spendin all my money, woman!”

Sister Bub: “Well then, you shouldn’t eat up all my toenail fungus medcines.”

Panel 3

PawPaw Walrus: “Ain’t my fault we was out a cheeze whiz. A man’s got to eat sumpthin.”

Panel 1

NUTBIRD is the relative you see once a year at the holiday meal, the one who goes beyond the usual bigotry and political rant to a higher level of pure crazy.

Panel 2

DUNFRUMP is gonna kick out all the Mexkins and A-rabs.

Panel 3

BUGLY BEAR is a little overwhelmed by it all.

 

Panel 1

NUTBIRD: “Ketchup is a vegterble. The Bible says so.”

Panel 2

NUTBIRD: “That’s why the Jews won’t eat it.

Panel 3

NUTBIRD: “And that’s why them liberals want the FCC to let it back in schools.”