Fact Check: Not Even Satan’s Emissary Varlax the Impure Can Stand Mike Pence.
Consider this quote from Varlax’s most recent appearance on Fox and Friends:
“I mean, hear me out. I’ve had to listen to Stalin, Hitler, and more psycho serial killers than I can shake a stick at, but this guy is too much. All that phony godliness, and he’ll still tell any lie they give him, doesn’t matter how bald face it is. Say fucking anything. Makes me wanna puke.”
Varlax the Impure, Satanic Emissary to the Trump Campaign
